I'm a 45 yo single dad, unemployed, sexy beer belly, I have 3 beautiful kids, they're my world. I'm looking for a woman to step in and woman up, must be less than 25 yo, fit, make 6 figures a year, own a big house and cars. Line up ladies, NO HOOKUPS, I wanna settle.
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